sextastrophy

something very undesirable that occurs during sexual intercourse. almost always shortly followed by the sudden, yet mutually agreed upon permanent separation of the copulating couple.

helen: "what happend with you and Bill? i thought you were still riding him like a wild dragon-steed..."

Betty: "what happened???!!! what HAPPENED???!! well let me tell you about Bill and the 'rusty trampoline' move he tried last night...boy was that a sextastrophy"

sextastrophy by jacky denver December 29, 2007

textastrophy 

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016

Shitastrophy 

It is used for massive mess ups and super fucked up situations, also could be used in epic fails...

"That movie was a total SHITASTROPHY, i slept through the whole fuckin episode"

Shitastrophy by Nero Vendetta November 10, 2011

textastrophy 

Any text sent to the wrong person.

I just sent a text to the wrong person. It's a textastrophy!

textastrophy by Bugstomper2 September 3, 2016

shitastrophy 

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.

My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.

shitastrophy by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008

Slutastrophy 

An event containing an unspeakable amount of slutty people, actions, or visuals.

"I cannot believe that my daughter's dance instructor has her shaking her chest and sticking her ass out to a song about cock teasing! What a slutastrophy!"

Slutastrophy by KenSmellsGood September 30, 2012

shitastrophy 

an accident which results in filling your pants full of crap.

Fred did not make it to the bathroom on time and had a shitastrophy

shitastrophy by steven barrett October 3, 2008