sexorphan 

An orphan of a homosexual man and was used for pornography

Charlie is a sexorphan for being a porn star

sexorphan by Hudsey June 25, 2022

Sexophone 

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

Sexophone by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Snorphan 

Someone who gets kicked out of the bed for snoring.

Bob was snoring so loud that Deb woke him up and made him go sleep in the guest room alone. The next night Bob was also a snorphan in the guest room.

Snorphan by Spindletop November 8, 2012

sexophone 

A loop of the saxophone solo during Moldova's performance on BBC Three's Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1. Featuring the saxophone player performing a very sexually charged dance while playing his saxophone.

Your band concert got me hornier than when I watched sexophone.

sexophone by gfdgdfgtgtg August 7, 2010

sexophone 

That background saxophone solo that you always hear in softcore porn (and late-night HBO/Skinemax).

"Whip out your dicks, it's sexophone time."

sexophone by Hoofbites August 2, 2009

Sexiphant

A sexiphant is a rather curious creature. They are obviously superior to normal people and their every thought process contains more information than an average human brain will obtain in a lifetime. Their diet consists of babies, particularly the eyes, ramen, and the remains of their enemies. They look like ordinary people, except they are incredibly attractive. They commonly refuse to put spaces in their sentences, for reasons out of reach for our comparatively tiny minds.

Holy shit, he jurst got slaughtered by a sexiphant! And now its eating him, with a side of baby and ramen! Look at it rip out thur eyes!

Sexiphant by Eve(M) December 4, 2010

Sexophonist

Someone who plays the saxophone, usually someone highly attractive or sexy. Also describes the clip taken from Moldova's performance on BBC Three's Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1, featuring a saxophone player performing a very sexually charged dance while playing his saxophone. sexophone

She's what they call a sexophonist.

Sexophonist by sirensong July 14, 2011