selophant

literally; a model pachiderm constructed from selotape. this term can be used to describe any selotape related monstrosity.

i made a right selophant of mum's christmas present.

by Jack Davidson January 5, 2008

Sycophant

Someone who lavishes compliments and praise to gain favor and/ cover up his or her own shortcomings.

"Awesome Paul...especially the Bevi. I look forward to trying out all the flavors!" said the sycophant.

by MrMcpoopypaws December 6, 2017

Sycophant

James Corden

James Corden is one arse licking sycophant.

by InTheRainyCity January 16, 2019

sycophant

someone who kisses ass to get ahead in life, often claiming positions above hardworking people.

I told the boss he had a nice ass and now i'm a partner.

by p.Diddy Poppa Nox July 27, 2003

sycophant

an ass kisser

John Howard is such a sycophant

by Trip June 6, 2003

sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

by puffyjacket November 13, 2007

sycophant

One who blatantly kisses as to get ahead, especially at work.

Dude, did you see Chuck Davidenko in Rod's office the other day? What a f*****g sycophant!

by dangdude September 13, 2011