Sexophone

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

by The curious bibliophile July 09, 2018

Sexophone

A really sexy saxophone.

Me: OMG THERE IT IS. -walks over-

Katttiiieee... Can I see it ^_^...

Katie: See what?

Me: The SEXOPHONE of course.

Katie: Ahh... Ok ;D

-takes out red + gold saxophone-

Me: *jizzes*

by Ruiichan. November 19, 2010

sexophone

A loop of the saxophone solo during Moldova's performance on BBC Three's Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1. Featuring the saxophone player performing a very sexually charged dance while playing his saxophone.

Your band concert got me hornier than when I watched sexophone.

by gfdgdfgtgtg August 06, 2010

sexophone

That background saxophone solo that you always hear in softcore porn (and late-night HBO/Skinemax).

"Whip out your dicks, it's sexophone time."

by Hoofbites August 02, 2009

sexophone

an otherwise unattractive mate who wins your lust through particular vocal, musical, or otherwise aural talents

"Michael isn't that hot. I don't know why girls are so attracted to him."
"Yeah, but have you heard him play the piano? He is such a sexophone."

by Ümlautz December 15, 2009

sexophone

the sound that one makes while performing sex.

Her sexophone is eerie.

by uttam maharjan February 06, 2012

play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

by pentozali November 27, 2010