Sexophonist

Someone who plays the saxophone, usually someone highly attractive or sexy. Also describes the clip taken from Moldova's performance on BBC Three's Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1, featuring a saxophone player performing a very sexually charged dance while playing his saxophone. sexophone

She's what they call a sexophonist.

Sexophonist by sirensong July 14, 2011

saxophonist

1. A musician who plays the saxophone. 2. One who is oft made fun of by other musicians (particularly trumpet players) because they are envied for their musical ability. 3. The most "nerdy" of the musicians, after the pianist and the composer.

The saxophonist at the cocktail party was quite talented.

saxophonist by Connmann August 17, 2009

classical saxophonist 

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.

Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

classical saxophonist by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016

Saxophonist

A musician who plays the saxophone. No other musicians posses an ego as inflated as a saxophonist's other than guitarists, however their egos come from different places, for guitarists their ego comes from the belief that their instrument is superior whereas saxophonist's ego come from the knowledge that their instrument is superior.

person 1 "I am a saxophonist"
person 2 "Fuck off"

Saxophonist by Hellmine Cornish June 26, 2023

sexyphonitobia 

Someone who needs to see a womam naked or else they will choke and die.

Please let me see you naked I'm about to die I have sexyphonitobia!

sexyphonitobia by TheRealWay September 28, 2019

Saxophonism 

Using a saxophone with malicious intent.

"why is Ronald McDonald beating a truck with a saxophone? That's just saxophonism."

Saxophonism by nootywootyowo August 2, 2021