Someone who lives in the Secor neighborhood in Mahopac, NY. Secorians are usually scum of the earth, white trash, pot smoking skater kids, and overly obnoxious teenage boys who like to ding dong ditch at ungodly hours of the night.
You're a Secorian? That sucks, bro, your life must be so sad.
If I were a Secorian I'd kill myself, wouldn't you?
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand