n. An
attractive woman who is hired to assist an
executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least
three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes
optional."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted.
Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes
optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."