sexacre

The person you think is hottest in your eyes AKA. Massacre800 =)

dang, massacre800 is so sexacre than everyone else in IRC

by bob snorkle December 29, 2007

Ryan Seacrest It

The act of copying something and calling it innovative and original.

Hey, let's Ryan Seacrest It by copying the BlackBerry Q10 keyboard design and retrofitting it onto an iPhone.

by bbq10 January 4, 2014

Ryan Seacrest

The world's best known closet homo.

Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".

by Seacrest's Pants May 31, 2006

Pulling a Seacrest

Pulling a Seacrest is when a guy masturbates in front of a mirror and is aroused by his own image.

Ryan Seacrest is so in love with himself he masturbates in front of a mirror naked pulling his mini-Seacrest. Now that's pulling a Seacrest!

by WienerMonkey April 23, 2009

sexcretary

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.

Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.

by Kittero December 28, 2004

ryan seacrest

Quite possibly the world's largest tool.

Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.

by James_ November 24, 2007

seacrest

A straight guy that enjoys the act of giving blowjobs, but is otherwise totally straight.

"Dude, i heard that Alex is totally a seacrest."

by Spazzer April 28, 2005