Seacresting 

1. Building unnecessary suspense to a story by using a vague build-up phrase or leaving out important details until asked about them.

2. To make someone think one thing happened to you, when really something else happened and then you break the news once they are fully on the wrong path.

"So I slipped and fell last night!"
"Are you hurt?!?!"
"Naw, her pussy broke my dick's fall"
"Don't be Seacresting me, bro! Tell me more!"

OR

"So I met this hot chick last night. I bought her a drink and she was totally into me. After an hour she asked if I wanted to go back to her place, so we left....."
"So how was she?"
"How should I know, she passed out after puking in the parking lot."
"Man, you gotta stop Seacresting me."

Seacresting by thegamersdome September 6, 2016

Seacresting 

On a competition reality show, going to break at a critical moment, so named because Ryan Seacrest does it so well and so often on the Grandaddy of all reality shows, American Idol.

I swear to God, look at how the Biggest Loser is obviously Seacresting this weigh-in!

Seacresting by MissShannon April 7, 2009

Seacresting 

The act of eliminating people, like Ryan Seacrest does on American Idol. Like if you got a girl that's acting up, or fake friends. Yo ass better start Seacresting!

Guy: Man, my friend was supposed to pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. Then my girl just cheated on me. I don't know what to do.

Oliver: Fool, you betta start Seacresting them hoes.

Seacresting by Jay-dub8907 May 9, 2008

Seacresting 

The act of eliminating people, like Ryan Seacrest does on American Idol. Like if you got a girl that's acting up, or fake friends. Yo ass better start Seacresting!

Guy: Man, my friend was supposed to pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. Then my girl just cheated on me. I don't know what to do.

Oliver: Fool, you betta start Seacresting them hoes.

Seacresting by joeyDub May 9, 2008

seacrestian

1) Taking a long pause before making a dramatic announcement like on American Idol.

2) Being obviously gay but claiming to be straight.

1) ''I took a pregnancy test,'' she finally said, ''and...I'm not pregnant.'' The ellipsis was positively Seacrestian.

2) The lengths he took to hide his homosexuality were Seacrestian.

seacrestian by Rachael S. January 29, 2007

secreting 

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*

Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!

secreting by allthegoodusernamesaretaken May 21, 2011