sewedy

A gentle and humble yet considerably large and hungry creature who has a secret urge to devour everything and anything in his path - although the creature believes nobody knows, everybody actually stays out of his path for this very reason, which is why people tend to stay and walk behind the creature, causing it to believe it has loyal "followers."

Person 1: "Look out, Sewedy's coming and you're in his path!"
Person 2: "Thanks man, I would have been devoured. It's a shame people misjudge this gently and humble yet considerably large and hungry teacher. I pity him."

by iheartanal_10 December 5, 2011

Seedy Settings

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

Sewey

A celebration Ronaldo does to show his sigma status.

Wow, look, Ronaldo just did the Sewey! iShowSpeed was so impressed, he made a music video about it!!!11!

by seweyronaldosussybaka June 27, 2022

seedy

promiscuous behaviour between 2 beings with flirtatious energy. often quoted as ‘seedy game’.

freya has seedy game

by jimmytheseed June 11, 2023

Seedy gobble

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.

Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.

by BennyB January 16, 2013

Seweryn

A young man of peculiar but amusing interests and a great amount of intelligence; he is the one that seems to always think of others and isn't afraid to be himself. Has great strength both physically and mentally. Kind to others whenever he can be, even if no one is kind to him back. He's persistant in his views of others whether they be positive or negative opinions. States that he does not just compliment someone, but rather he speaks truthfully from what he actually sees. Has eclectic tastes and a smile to make his favorite friends smile back. As far as the ladies, he likes the natural beauty in others, not a fan of facial jewelry or too much make up, and he doesn't ask for much more than to have someone feel as strongly for him as he does for them. He is a loving soul waiting to be loved himself, and that lucky girl will come to him someday.

Girl 1: "ohh seweryn...he's always so nice to me, i'm hoping he never notices me blushing when he smiles...i wish he really knew how much i love him"

by Blooboo May 17, 2011

Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012