sastard 

my made up word.....

your a sastard!
im not a sastard!
yes you are!
no!
yes!

sastard by ..booom May 8, 2005

Billy Sastard 

A nicer way of saying Silly Bastard, can be used around Parents, Grandparents, aunts, uncles, teachers, pets in all situations.

You name it this word can be used around it! :)

Have you seen what Jimmy has done to his hair?!?

He looks a bit of a Billy Sastard to me...

Billy Sastard by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

sistard 

a sister that sometimes acts like a retard

"My sistard here just chugged sixteen beers and she wants to drive us home:

sistard by Lindsay Duff August 6, 2007

Sistard 

Sistard sĭs'tärd' - noun - female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; also a female sibling; that is also slow, dimwitted, and/or appears mentally challenged with the severe level of intelligence deficiency, yet is allegedly cognitively normal according to the standards set by society.

My Sistard drives me to intense feelings of fratricide.

Sistard by Wraith0 April 6, 2010

spastard 

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002

slastard 

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

spastard 

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

spastard by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015