A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

Septillion Quaffle by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

SeptillionSeven

Cutest dragon in all the lands. You should give them all your money :3

Did you know that SeptillionSeven is absurdly queer??
You do now.

SeptillionSeven by SeptillionSeven May 29, 2024

septillionsome

When you have sex with a septillion beings that would probably include humans, aliens and interdimensional beings.

Bob told me he was in a septillionsome yesterday, but I didn't believe him.

septillionsome by Boar1 August 18, 2024

septillional

Pronunciation: /sɛpˈtɪl.jə.nəl/
Definition:
1. The ordinal number symbol: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
2. A position in a numerical sequence so vast it exists at the frontier between mathematics and abstract philosophy.
3. Pertaining to a scale used almost exclusively in theoretical discussions of maximal entropy.
4. Denoting a unit of divisibility so extreme it serves as a metaphor for practical impossibility or the limits of physical representation.

Significance:
• It defines the septillionth position with systematic regularity and clarity.
• It emphasizes the conceptual limits of quantification, megascale entropy, and the mathematics of ultimate physical limits.
• It identifies scales relevant to Bekenstein bound calculations, the total number of Planck units in cosmological horizons, and the upper bounds of statistical mechanics in closed systems.
• It avoids irregular and ambiguous pronunciations.
• It simplifies the lexical expression of quantities that operate at the extreme boundary of physical reality and mathematical modeling.
• It improves precision in meta-scientific discourse concerning the quantification of "everything" within a given theoretical framework.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to replacing "septillionth".
Adjective: septillional
Ordinal number: septillional (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th)
Cardinal number: septillion (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)

Examples:
• "The total entropy of a cosmological horizon is estimated to be on the order of a septillional units."
• "A septillional part of that energy is less than a single quantum fluctuation."
• "Some models posit a septillional possible vacuum states in the string theory landscape."
• "The probability is less than one septillional, effectively defining the term 'impossible' for any physical process."
• "The number of discrete Planck volumes in the observable universe is violently one septillion. Thus, a septillional represents a single, indivisible unit at that absolute scale."

septillional by Dmitrio January 14, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026