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10 followed by 24 zeroes in America, and 42 in Great Britain. Okay, you're basically swapping the zeroes around.

Guy 1: Holy shit! I got a septillion dollars! I'm a septillionaire!
Guy 2: Whoa dude! That's almost like infinity! Build me a Megameter skyscraper!

septillion by Yottatron April 24, 2016

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Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

Septillion Quaffle by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

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shitillion

An inexact but mind-blowingly large number, somewhere between a centillion and a googolplex. If every atom in the observable universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, and then every atom in the resulting universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, the number of atoms in that resulting universe would be dwarfed by a shitillion. Not a term to be used lightly.

I could list a shitillion reasons why I haven't seen the Battlefield Earth movie.

shitillion by Honky '98 February 27, 2012

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sextillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
This number is humourous due to the mention of sex. Contains 22 digits.

Math teacher:... and after quadrillion and quintillion comes... sextillion.
Class: *uncontrolable laughter*

sextillion by rustyhookj July 8, 2004

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Spillion

South African noun. A spillion is a specialty, forte, basically a talent.

because I know definitely, that is my spillion, I'm very good with blowjobs.

Spillion by OR52 November 7, 2016

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Spillionaire

Person who makes a lot of money (millions) due to the BP oil spill in the gulf.

Hey did you hear about Kevin Costner and his oil water separator invention? Yeah, he is gonna be a Spillionaire off that deal.

Spillionaire by JustAnotherTxDude June 19, 2010

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69 sextillion

This number only intended for mature audiences.

Math teacher: What's 58,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 plus 11,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
Everyone: uhh 69 sextillion

69 sextillion by peoplearecrazy May 11, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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