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Someone who looks/sounds/acts/smells "retarded." The "looks" category can differ from hair or facial structure. The "sound" category is self explanatory same with the "smell" category. And the last category "acts" is the category that mainly defines "semwell." They main way to call out a semwells acts is if they walk around like an NPC from a video game or if they walk faster than normal.
Person 1: *passes by a group of friends*

Person 2: "bro hes a semwell"
Person 3,4,5: "ong"
semwell by funky.. March 21, 2022
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N.
A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.

This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"
samwell by ch4033 April 20, 2007
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Herb Sewell 

a sick twisted freak who comes off like a gracious, learned and well-spoken man. A master of deceiving his true intentions. Beware of this person.

Herb Sewell is a pedophile amd murderer who is currently on parole from the Atascadero Hospital for the Criminally Insane - a California state mental hospital for dangerous criminals run by the California Department of Corrections. Herb was sent there on various occasions from pedophilia to kicking his wife Diane out of a moving car going 95 mph on the Grapevine highway in Northern LA county.

Herb Sewell comes off as a well-spoken, gracious and eloquent man who likes to leer and work up saliva in the corners of his mouth. He was a cellmate and close friend of Walter Bellhaven, a cannibal and child rapist who went on a child rape and murder spree in the 1970's. Herb currently does World War 2 historical research and does motivational speeches and commencement speeches - one particular speech he does is called "Did the Crime, did the time."
Father: Son! you shouldn't do nasty things like that! You might end up getting adopted by Herb Sewell.

Son: AHHH! Father you are right! Pleeeze forgive me!
Herb Sewell by Bobby Dooley July 9, 2009

Tom Sewell 

Tom Sewell is the leader of the National Socialist Network of Australia and currently a political prisoner writing Mein Kampf v.2

Hail Victory!
Tom Sewell by AussieAdo88 June 11, 2021

Sewell Park 

1. A great park where a river runs right through it located next to campus at Texas State University, when your driving by there on the first hot friday afternoon of the year, have your insurance ready because you will crash looking at all the nice ass laying on the grass of the hill.
2. Awesome place to go chill.
1. Holy shit i love texas state because of Sewell Park. Yes!
2. Dude im hungover you wanna go chill at sewell?
Sewell Park by TxStateStudent112 February 28, 2009
A freaky gay black dude known for his song What What (In the Butt) about having oral sex in the butt...nice.


He also has creepy dance moves and smooth skin for a guy.

I said What What.. okay...
Me: Holy Sweet Jesus Samwell is totally gonna butt rape me in my sleep. Oshit.
Samwell by BexCa March 8, 2009

Sewelling 

I say Wilburforce, is that man partaking in a quick Sewell?

Why yes Alfred, I believe he is. Wow, he's Sewelling at quite the rate there, what?

Quite so Wilby, let's watch from behind this conveniently placed peep-hole...
Sewelling by Daniel Sewell February 6, 2007