A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.

This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"
by ch4033 April 12, 2007
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A freaky gay black dude known for his song What What (In the Butt) about having oral sex in the butt...nice.

He also has creepy dance moves and smooth skin for a guy.

I said What What.. okay...
Me: Holy Sweet Jesus Samwell is totally gonna butt rape me in my sleep. Oshit.
by BexCa March 8, 2009
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a strange person who thinks mayonnaise is spicy. his main hobby is baking bread, but only in loaf shape. he dresses in neon often. he loves all things traffic cones. he refers to York peppermint patties as “yonks”. he tends to shake uncontrollably when doing anything that involves physical exertion.
Samwell swears someone put pepper flakes in his mayonnaise.
by ghandi einstein April 17, 2020
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Samwell also known as Sam. He loves playing with his cock under the desk at work. He is a great guy and would be great boyfriend material.
Samwell is a great guy who loves his cock
by Samwell has a big cock July 24, 2017
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Samwell enjoys wanking at the weekend and loves hi 9 inch cock he also plays with it under the table at work he loves the texture of his ball sack
by Xnmhjxhcvvcnv March 26, 2017
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Samwel is the hottest black male your eyes will ever lay see. He is one hunk of a man he is an imarrkable footballer and has one of the if not The biggest dick on planet earth, he is always right and has one of the best girlfriends this world can have.
The character was feeling such a samwel
by Samii13 November 22, 2021
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