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N.
A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.

This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"
samwell by ch4033 April 20, 2007
Words you can keep
A freaky gay black dude known for his song What What (In the Butt) about having oral sex in the butt...nice.


He also has creepy dance moves and smooth skin for a guy.

I said What What.. okay...
Me: Holy Sweet Jesus Samwell is totally gonna butt rape me in my sleep. Oshit.
Samwell by BexCa March 8, 2009
a strange person who thinks mayonnaise is spicy. his main hobby is baking bread, but only in loaf shape. he dresses in neon often. he loves all things traffic cones. he refers to York peppermint patties as “yonks”. he tends to shake uncontrollably when doing anything that involves physical exertion.
Samwell swears someone put pepper flakes in his mayonnaise.
Samwell by ghandi einstein April 17, 2020
Samwell also known as Sam. He loves playing with his cock under the desk at work. He is a great guy and would be great boyfriend material.
Samwell is a great guy who loves his cock
Samwell enjoys wanking at the weekend and loves hi 9 inch cock he also plays with it under the table at work he loves the texture of his ball sack
SAMWELL LOVES HIS COCK AND HIS BALL SACK
Samwell by Xnmhjxhcvvcnv March 26, 2017

Samuella 

A strong,beautiful and unique girl. she is very powerful and strong inside,she is sexy and holds herself high,and her beauty is undeniable she is desired be many and is very hard to get. If you get a samuella, you must be one of the luckiest people on earth. She is popular and intelligent and everyone wants to be her friend. She is funny and caring and loves her friends. I advice you not to mess with her friends if you don't want to get on her bad side. She stands up for what is right and can never support injustice
Are you a samuella, cause you are like a butterfly, attractive and beautiful but hard to get.
Samuella by Focalistic October 16, 2020

samellies 

Bob: HEY Look at those Samellies walking down the street,
Dave: Oh fo sho! Aren't they some hot and sexy eye candy.

samellies by Esther and Marge March 27, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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