Sewell

A fine art form, in which the person plays a Sports video-game & repeatedly taps a defensive button. For example, on FIFA 09 you would repeatedly tap slide tackle, or on NBA 2K9 you'd repeatedly tap 'block'

'OH NO, I'VE SEWELLED IT! I'VE SEWELLED IT!'

by Paul Willis January 16, 2009

Sewell

The Sewell: Biggest dick in the room.
A Sewell: A dick that is at least 10in.
The biggest/best dick a woman has experienced.

"The sewell he had was amazing"
"Who has the sewell?"

"Who is The Sewell?"

by Bigben10 April 11, 2021

Sewell

To strategically mislead someone into believing what you are telling them is true when in fact you are lying through your teeth.

Conning people and stretching the truth beyond elasticity

“ I just Sewell’d my job interview “

“ this sounds like a bunch of Sewell”

“ the officer knew he had met the biggest Sewell when the man told him he had been shot at”

by Simplelife January 4, 2018

Sewell Park

1. A great park where a river runs right through it located next to campus at Texas State University, when your driving by there on the first hot friday afternoon of the year, have your insurance ready because you will crash looking at all the nice ass laying on the grass of the hill.
2. Awesome place to go chill.

1. Holy shit i love texas state because of Sewell Park. Yes!
2. Dude im hungover you wanna go chill at sewell?

by TxStateStudent112 February 28, 2009

Sewell Slap

A vicious attack that can, if carried out correctly, be fatal. Usually a spontaneous reaction to an insult from a Slevboy. Said to originate from Communist Russia.

Slevboy: Whilst I was attempting to solve a trap for young players I received a Sewell Slap from that guy with the Sewell Cut.

by Mr. Anonymous February 10, 2004

Sewell Syndrome

A disease in which one's ability to have cognitive thinking and reasoning is tainted, thus resulting in the shittiest league of legends calls in the history of MOBAs. Similar in nature of being a boosted buffoon.

Wow what a great baron call! I guess you have Sewell Syndrome since you have been playing since season 2!

by lul.exe November 24, 2016

Sewell Cut

to cut a sewell across the balls.

an accidental vasectomy.

to rape a clown and then remove his internal organs and have sex with those, then you fill up his empty carcass with your sperm.

" damn you just got sewell cut "
" hey you wanna go Sewell cut that clown "
" they gave Dr. Roxxo the Sewell cut "

by j walt April 1, 2007