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1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.
1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.

2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.

3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.
semonti by Umeez August 30, 2008
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Smountain Fresh 

Something that smells like shit that shouldn't, like when someone blasts ass beside you in a restaurant or pub
Damn, ever since those guys at the next table started dropping ass this bar has gone Smountain Fresh!
Smountain Fresh by Poopadynitz October 16, 2013

Seamount 

The act of a woman mounting a man and riding him in an oceanic fashion
Daves mom seamounted Ryan
Seamount by Daves Moms December 10, 2010

smounter 

not smelter its smounter
I put my book on the smounter.. Not the smelter
smounter by Nick February 9, 2004
Semoun is a name for both woman and men. They are very intelligent, beautiful, creative but you don’t want to meet their dark side, they can be very bitchy. Once you do something behind theyre back they’ll be hunting for.ever. They love reading books and explore things they have never heard of.
Woman; What do you like about semoun?

Men: Everything.
Semoun by Ellieme12 November 20, 2021
A pretty girl in her own delusions.The wholesomest person you'll ever find.She gets embarrassed over her stuffs and doesnt wanna let it know to anyone.Does the most randomest stuffs at the most random time.

Literal wifey material.
Semonty is in love with the neighbour's son.
Semonty by how do i define it November 23, 2023
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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