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A gay man who spends all his time on line or playing video games. 9 out of ten times will have a cat.
That guy never gets out, he's such a semount
semount by Count Dooku FN July 7, 2011
Words you can keep
1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.
1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.

2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.

3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.
semonti by Umeez August 30, 2008
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Smountain Fresh 

Something that smells like shit that shouldn't, like when someone blasts ass beside you in a restaurant or pub
Damn, ever since those guys at the next table started dropping ass this bar has gone Smountain Fresh!
Smountain Fresh by Poopadynitz October 16, 2013

Seamount 

The act of a woman mounting a man and riding him in an oceanic fashion
Daves mom seamounted Ryan
Seamount by Daves Moms December 10, 2010

smounter 

not smelter its smounter
I put my book on the smounter.. Not the smelter
smounter by Nick February 9, 2004
Semoun is a name for both woman and men. They are very intelligent, beautiful, creative but you don’t want to meet their dark side, they can be very bitchy. Once you do something behind theyre back they’ll be hunting for.ever. They love reading books and explore things they have never heard of.
Woman; What do you like about semoun?

Men: Everything.
Semoun by Ellieme12 November 20, 2021
A pretty girl in her own delusions.The wholesomest person you'll ever find.She gets embarrassed over her stuffs and doesnt wanna let it know to anyone.Does the most randomest stuffs at the most random time.

Literal wifey material.
Semonty is in love with the neighbour's son.
Semonty by how do i define it November 23, 2023
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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