smounter 

not smelter its smounter

I put my book on the smounter.. Not the smelter

smounter by Nick February 9, 2004

Smunter 

A conjugation of the words SMUNT ("a smug cunt") and MUNTER, thus describing a smug cunt who is also hideously fat and/or fiendishly ugly.

Janine is a right Smunter and so is her husband Chris. What a pair of Smunters.

Smunter by Sparky Panel March 5, 2010

smaunter 

The action of an overbearing aunt. Just like "putting the mother in smother" except when it's the child's aunt.

Our son is going to be smauntered by your sister later.

smaunter by zbfn0124 November 27, 2011