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Pronunciation: /ˈsɛmənθ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation.)
Definition:
1. Semonth (singular noun) – Seven days, representing a quarter of a month. A division of a month into segments, each lasting approximately seven days.
2. Semonths (plural noun) – They have multiple periods within a month’s cycle.
Significance:
• It defines a specific briefer period within a month’s duration.
• It offers an alternative way to divide the month, offering a more segmented comprehension of time.
• It implies a structure or pattern in time passage based on a hebdomadal (weekly) division.
Examples:
• “The project is expected to be completed within two semonths.”
• “Our command will encounter every semonth to review progress.”
• “Sales figures consistently increase during the primary semonth of the month.”
semonth by Dmitrio December 19, 2024
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sementhropist 

One who donates their semen/sperm for the good of others.
Jim: Hey man, it sucks that you're sterile and shit.
Kenneth: Yo dawg, is aight, we's gonna find us a sementhropist!
sementhropist by elSementhropist January 26, 2011
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1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.
1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.

2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.

3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.
semonti by Umeez August 30, 2008
A pretty girl in her own delusions.The wholesomest person you'll ever find.She gets embarrassed over her stuffs and doesnt wanna let it know to anyone.Does the most randomest stuffs at the most random time.

Literal wifey material.
Semonty is in love with the neighbour's son.
Semonty by how do i define it November 23, 2023
A pretty girl in her own delusions.The wholesomest person you'll ever find.She gets embarrassed over her stuffs and doesnt wanna let it know to anyone.Does the most randomest stuffs at the most random time.

Literal wifey material.
Semonty loves tomato
Semonty by how do i define it November 23, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026