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DAVES by MATTHEW AKA PANGUS September 18, 2007
Words you can keep
Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes
What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?
Daves by Theniro May 28, 2018
A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe
Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead
Daves by Judos January 13, 2020

daves toyboy 

Every Dave needs a toy and Daves toy boy will supply him with sweet treats and sexual please.

Often on guard ready to finger his ass with a Kit Kat and lick his belly button.
Ew look at him, he’s such a Daves Toyboy
daves toyboy by CrazyFlute August 20, 2021

Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.
I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!

daves van 

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x
daves van by davesdaddy March 15, 2022

Going to daves house 

Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."
Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.

Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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