A dirty slut that everyone takes a turn with
If you're looking for an easy lay (or crabs), the receptionist is the pink bicycle of the office!
When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous
I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.
On my poop-gas.
Something that smells like shit that shouldn't, like when someone blasts ass beside you in a restaurant or pub
Damn, ever since those guys at the next table started dropping ass this bar has gone Smountain Fresh!
Getting a reach-around from a chick when you're stoned
Dude, I just got an awesome reef-around when that chick jerked me off after we hit the bong!
A toilet clogged with toilet paper
That toilet's plugged, someone left a mummy in there!