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Sexophone 

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.
Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

Sexyphrenia 

The term Sexyphrenia is derived from the English sex ˈsɛks and the Greek phrēn, phren- (φρήν, φρεν-; "mind") meaning unable to stop thinking during sex.
I suffer from Sexyphrenia.

Donate to the Sexyphrenics Society of Canada.

I am actually a Sexyphreniac.
Sexyphrenia by Naju_theStrange December 3, 2010

sexyphobia 

when people underestimate or dislike you based on how good you look
josh: i don’t like ariel, she’s the typical dumb blond.
greg: she’s a chemical engineer! that’s just sexyphobia
sexyphobia by aggie is dead April 10, 2021

sexaphobic 

One who becomes uncomfortable when put into sexual situations. Depending on the person, they may also be uncomfortable with smaller things like, kissing or even hugging.
"The other night he was about to say good night to her and give her a kiss but she shut the door in his face before he could." says Bekka
"Oh she is such a sexaphobic sometimess, one day she'll get over it if she really likes the guy." says Renee
sexaphobic by Grlmmjow June 9, 2008

Sexaphone 

A person who, during sex, moans musically, occasionally moaning the notes to a common song.
Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!
Sexaphone by WhaleBlubber June 3, 2010
The sexuphone is an expression use to recognize the aspect that the saxophone is the most sensual and tender instrument ever invented. It can be use in any sentence and it can replace the word "saxophone" indefinitely in your vocabulary.
Guy : I had a date last night
Guy 2 : How it went ?
Guy : Very well, she played some sexuphone, it was super hot
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"Damn, this guy is playing sexuphone like a god in this Katy Perry videoclip"
Sexuphone by Bomier February 14, 2022