Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound
by nakedmoleratlover February 08, 2022
he's a guy
by normalguy1738 January 23, 2021
That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.
My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.
That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.
That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.
by Christ Lawd of Jesus November 03, 2010
greasy chainsmoker with W hair. his music goes fucking hard, haughhhh. true religion everything and american flags everywhere. also guns, knives, baseball bats, and box cutters. we dont dial 911.
by ikuluvmefym March 24, 2023
super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.
by Fel5 November 19, 2021
by TakenHandle867 May 01, 2023
by oinklonki0u79 October 06, 2021