sematary 

super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.

-Babe stop listening to sematary.

-haughhhhh

sematary by Fel5 November 19, 2021

Sematary 

Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound

Why is he so greasy?
It is because he is doing a Sematary cosplay.

Sematary by nakedmoleratlover February 7, 2022

Sematary 

he's a guy

person 1: who's sematary
person 2: he's a guy

Sematary by normalguy1738 January 23, 2021

Sematary 

That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.

My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.

That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.

Sematary by Christ Lawd of Jesus November 3, 2010

Sematary 

greasy chainsmoker with W hair. his music goes fucking hard, haughhhh. true religion everything and american flags everywhere. also guns, knives, baseball bats, and box cutters. we dont dial 911.

-you listen to sematary?
-aughhhhhh

Sematary by ikuluvmefym March 24, 2023

sematary 

greasy white guy who makes edgy music, part of haunted mound

sematary: haughhhhh

me: shut the fuck up

sematary by TakenHandle867 April 30, 2023

sematary 

Founder of Haunted Mound, Adult Film Director, Worst Artist Ever, and Prostitute.

sematary grave man hackledown on em.

sematary by oinklonki0u79 October 6, 2021