sellick

Glasgow slang for football team called Celtic. Normally shouted from member of manky mob(Celtic Supporters Trust)

" See that Sellick mob, their pure brulliant man"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

The Tom Selleck

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

Selleckian

adj: 1. That which is favored by Selleck. Tom Selleck. 2. Of or having an earthy musk.

1. High fives and indomitable mustaches, two of the most Selleckian pursuits.

2. Magnum condoms derive their name from Selleck's self titled character and are therefore considered to be Selleckian entities.

by Dom Dirgler December 23, 2009

sellik

Uneducated coloquial catholic slang for Celtic FC.

"Am oaf tae ra sellik gemme!"

by Pat Mc Groyne September 24, 2005

Making out with Tom Selleck

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.

I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!

by The Canadian Madman October 2, 2009

Tom Selleck

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.

"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."

by Stabitystab July 27, 2008

Slimy Selleck

After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.

Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.

by Slime Selleck April 24, 2020