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The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!
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Selleckian

adj: 1. That which is favored by Selleck. Tom Selleck. 2. Of or having an earthy musk.
1. High fives and indomitable mustaches, two of the most Selleckian pursuits.

2. Magnum condoms derive their name from Selleck's self titled character and are therefore considered to be Selleckian entities.
Selleckian by Dom Dirgler December 23, 2009
Uneducated coloquial catholic slang for Celtic FC.
"Am oaf tae ra sellik gemme!"
sellik by Pat Mc Groyne September 24, 2005

Making out with Tom Selleck 

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.
I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!

Tom Selleck 

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.
"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."
Tom Selleck by Stabitystab July 27, 2008

Slimy Selleck

After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.
Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.
Slimy Selleck by Slime Selleck April 24, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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