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Selleck

adjective.
1: laid back nice guy. easy to get along with.

2: a mustache that looks like actor Tom Selleck's mustache
"I love that guy, he's so Selleck."

"His mustache is sick. He is rocking a killer Selleck!"
by saccomedybrian March 31, 2009
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Selleck

A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of cunt is inappropriate.
"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."
by mikegloady November 11, 2008
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selleck

To have sex with a child that does not yet have pubic hair
Jesus walked in to the nursery school and sellecked the most beautiful child in the room.
by KTOG February 16, 2004
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The Tom Selleck

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!
by Chris Langford June 1, 2007
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Making out with Tom Selleck

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.
I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!
by The Canadian Madman October 2, 2009
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Tom Selleck

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.
"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."
by Stabitystab July 27, 2008
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Slimy Selleck

After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.
Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.
by Slime Selleck April 24, 2020
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