2 definitions by Stabitystab

When she cums so many times that she loses feeling below the waist and is not able to walk.
Last night I was Lieutenant Daning her and when she finally got up to try walking she stumbled like a newborn baby giraffe. All jelly legged and shit.
by Stabitystab February 09, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Lieutenant Daning mug for your sister-in-law Jovana.
Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.
"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."
by Stabitystab April 24, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Tom Selleck mug for your Uncle Günter.