Stabitystab's definitions
Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip.  A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.
"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."
by Stabitystab July 27, 2008
 Get the Tom Selleckmug.
Get the Tom Selleckmug. Last night I was Lieutenant Daning her and when she finally got up to try walking she stumbled like a newborn baby giraffe. All jelly legged and shit.
by Stabitystab February 9, 2019
 Get the Lieutenant Daningmug.
Get the Lieutenant Daningmug.