sexlickdick 

A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".

DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.

sexlickdick by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

slickdick 

Someone who is a smooth talker or smoocher and at the same time a dickhead.

He's a slickdick -that manages to date (fuck )two girls at the same time and keep them from knowing of eachother.

slickdick by Edwardval July 21, 2008

Slickdickery 

Deceitful and underhanded behavior that often involves extra-marital relationships, trickedy and cheating

John, an obviously unhappily married man, was engaged in blatant slickdickery when he slipped the young woman at the bar his hotel key and a note asking her to meet him later. He later compounded his bad acts by slapping some trickedy on the situation when he called his wife and told her he would be late due to an unexpected, yet imaginary meeting.

Slickdickery by SDOT The Advocate June 12, 2011

Slickdick 

When your dick is slick from her saliva as she is giving you a bummer.

That bitch just gave me a slickdick, all spitting on my balls and shit.

Slickdick by hugedongus December 16, 2019

SlickDick McGee

A fake ass rapper who can't spit any bars. He didn't come from the hoods and doesn't know shit about the culture. He pretends he knows how to rap, and he's cool, but everyone is secretly laughing at him behind his back. He doesn't pull girls, he can't ball, and he goes to a private school. A guy who calls himself this has no respect for the genre or culture.

blackie1: ayo look at that weak ass indian kid
blackie2: bro hes freestyling. wut a SlickDick McGee

SlickDick McGee by DnEiCgOgYa September 15, 2022