Sellecking

The act of pretending to be like Tome Selleck.

Hey, did you see Georges's mustache? Sellecking much?

by D3adb0dyg1rl October 31, 2020

Shellacking

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.

"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."

by zythane47 November 3, 2008

Selleckian

adj: 1. That which is favored by Selleck. Tom Selleck. 2. Of or having an earthy musk.

1. High fives and indomitable mustaches, two of the most Selleckian pursuits.

2. Magnum condoms derive their name from Selleck's self titled character and are therefore considered to be Selleckian entities.

by Dom Dirgler December 23, 2009

selecting

Picking up cases and putting them on a pallet, destroying your body in the process

Look at nick over there selecting, his body is gonna be fucked up.

by Wwegdbee May 29, 2017

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

shellacking

A severe beating. Oftentimes well deserve. In American politics it happens when the party in power ignores the will of the people or pretends to know how to spend your money better than you do.

My administration really took a shellacking yesterday. Maybe Nancy Pelosi and I didn't communicate our policies clearly enough, or maybe we didn't do enough

by leo cuban November 6, 2010

shellacking

Adding the band Shellac to a play-list of someone who would never listen to this noise band from Chicago;especially in Pandora or other online stations using the add variety button to change their musical mix.

I totally Shellacked her Drake mix; she had no idea what that noise was.

I was shellacking everybody's Pandora playlists at work and they were all freaking out over the noise.

by Chicago Bob September 25, 2010