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This name symbolizes its bearer courage and bravery to face challenges in life, as well as the bearers ability to be flexible and adjust to all situation s in life, all seguera are survivors no matter what timeline and what era , they maybe be forgotten in history but as long as yhe blood of a seguera lives they will be sure to be a big player in history openly or its shadow
Everyday that person goes to war he is a real seguera for he always arrive Victorious by night.
seguera by Tontonatics June 11, 2021
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Nancy Segura 

Nancy Segura is a very nice girl who has a kind heart, she is super amazing,she is a real blessing in life,she is always there for her friends and family,she is loved and adored by everyone.She is a forgiving person but dont mistreat her or ill cut a bitch but Nancy is more than just a regular person on this earth because she is a blessing we are extremely lucky to have her on this earth or even in this universe.If you have her as a friend dont let her go and trust me if u had her in your life and no longer do im 100% sure that you will be miserable.She is very beautiful and will take your breath away.
Im so glad that I met Nancy Segura

Full Segura 

A gruesome injury, usually ending with a broken/ injured arm and or leg. Inspired by comedian Tom Segura’s gruesome dunking injury.
Wow man, did you see how he fell off that skateboard?? Homie went full segura!
Full Segura by Berkeleyteo April 23, 2021

Justin Segura

Touring celebrity photographer. Almost went homeless saving up enough money to purchase his first camera. South Americans love him.
Justin Segura by Disco slut August 26, 2009
is the most hard working and the most fun to be with
omg u can tell that is a segura they are very funny
segura by anonymous October 5, 2020

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.
After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

El Consejo del Seguiradad 

People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.
Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.