Nancy Segura is a very nice girl who has a kind heart, she is super amazing,she is a real blessing in life,she is always there for her friends and family,she is loved and adored by everyone.She is a forgiving person but dont mistreat her or ill cut a bitch but Nancy is more than just a regular person on this earth because she is a blessing we are extremely lucky to have her on this earth or even in this universe.If you have her as a friend dont let her go and trust me if u had her in your life and no longer do im 100% sure that you will be miserable.She is very beautiful and will take your breath away.

Im so glad that I met Nancy Segura

Nancy Segura by x.lessliiee.x._ June 3, 2018

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Full Segura

A gruesome injury, usually ending with a broken/ injured arm and or leg. Inspired by comedian Tom Segura’s gruesome dunking injury.

Wow man, did you see how he fell off that skateboard?? Homie went full segura!

Full Segura by Berkeleyteo April 23, 2021

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Justin Segura

Touring celebrity photographer. Almost went homeless saving up enough money to purchase his first camera. South Americans love him.

Who is the current Backstreet Boys photographer? Justin Segura

Justin Segura by Disco slut August 26, 2009

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Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

Tom Segura Phenomenon by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

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kaitlyn segura

A nibba who dabs a lot and is cringe. They often have the big gay and do nothing. They need to sit their lazy ass up.

Oof Look At That Trash Kaitlyn Segura over there

kaitlyn segura by ChaoticShadozzz9 June 11, 2018

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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