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is the most hard working and the most fun to be with

omg u can tell that is a segura they are very funny

segura by anonymous October 5, 2020

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Segura

Assholes that usually owes most people money, and also hogs the eight ball

The Segura’s disappeared again

Segura by Bbbbbbbbbby January 19, 2018

Related Words

Segura • segurata • Emma Segura • Tom Segura Phenomenon • Dirty Segura • Full Segura • Justin Segura • kaitlyn segura • Kevin Segura • Nancy Segura

Nancy Segura

Nancy Segura is a very nice girl who has a kind heart, she is super amazing,she is a real blessing in life,she is always there for her friends and family,she is loved and adored by everyone.She is a forgiving person but dont mistreat her or ill cut a bitch but Nancy is more than just a regular person on this earth because she is a blessing we are extremely lucky to have her on this earth or even in this universe.If you have her as a friend dont let her go and trust me if u had her in your life and no longer do im 100% sure that you will be miserable.She is very beautiful and will take your breath away.

Im so glad that I met Nancy Segura

Nancy Segura by x.lessliiee.x._ June 3, 2018

Full Segura

A gruesome injury, usually ending with a broken/ injured arm and or leg. Inspired by comedian Tom Segura’s gruesome dunking injury.

Wow man, did you see how he fell off that skateboard?? Homie went full segura!

Full Segura by Berkeleyteo April 23, 2021

Justin Segura

Touring celebrity photographer. Almost went homeless saving up enough money to purchase his first camera. South Americans love him.

Who is the current Backstreet Boys photographer? Justin Segura

Justin Segura by Disco slut August 26, 2009

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

Tom Segura Phenomenon by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

kaitlyn segura

A nibba who dabs a lot and is cringe. They often have the big gay and do nothing. They need to sit their lazy ass up.

Oof Look At That Trash Kaitlyn Segura over there

kaitlyn segura by ChaoticShadozzz9 June 11, 2018

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026