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Secret votes
This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.
Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”
Secret votes by magnateman January 14, 2019
secret vacation
secret vacation by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015
Secret Variables
Factors influencing outcomes that are deliberately concealed, either by research subjects, by investigators, or by the systems being studied. Unlike hidden variables (simply unmeasured) or spectral variables (unmeasurable), secret variables are actively obscured. Research subjects may hide behaviors they're ashamed of; corporations may conceal data that would damage profits; governments may classify information that would change conclusions; scientists may suppress variables that would undermine their theories. Secret variables represent the intentional production of ignorance—the active hiding of what would otherwise be knowable. They're the reason replication is essential, the reason independent verification matters, the reason transparency is a scientific virtue. Where secrets exist, knowledge is always provisional.
Secret Variables Example: "The pharmaceutical trial showed amazing results, but the secret variable—that patients with negative outcomes had been removed from the analysis—only emerged years later during litigation."
Secret Variables by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
Victoria's Secret
Victoria's Secret is some incredibly awkward fact that would publicly humiliate Victoria or irreparably harm her business were it revealed.
Victoria's Secret by bitchuck September 28, 2023
victoria's secret
victoria's secret by carly January 5, 2004
Victoria's Secret Compartment
Hot stuff carrying better stuff.
Capable of holding items such as wallets, cellphones, cards, folded up notes, pouches, USB drives, iPads, laptops, bazookas, etc...
Capable of holding items such as wallets, cellphones, cards, folded up notes, pouches, USB drives, iPads, laptops, bazookas, etc...
"Women have more hiding places than men."
— Meryl Silverburgh, Metal Gear Solid
That one time that one female friend of yours pickpocketed your car keys and as you were trying to get to them, she stuffs them right there.. in Victoria's Secret Compartment.
— Meryl Silverburgh, Metal Gear Solid
That one time that one female friend of yours pickpocketed your car keys and as you were trying to get to them, she stuffs them right there.. in Victoria's Secret Compartment.
Victoria's Secret Compartment by SenorAmbiguous November 12, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026