secret_v 

A woman who secretly hides her "V", cross dressing to look male, even going as far as stuffing to appear to have male apparatus.

Look at that dude, there's is no way he's not a secret_v!

secret_v by secret_v January 15, 2014

Secret votes 

This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.

Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”

Secret votes by magnateman January 14, 2019

secret vacation 

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other

Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.

secret vacation by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015

Secret Variables

Factors influencing outcomes that are deliberately concealed, either by research subjects, by investigators, or by the systems being studied. Unlike hidden variables (simply unmeasured) or spectral variables (unmeasurable), secret variables are actively obscured. Research subjects may hide behaviors they're ashamed of; corporations may conceal data that would damage profits; governments may classify information that would change conclusions; scientists may suppress variables that would undermine their theories. Secret variables represent the intentional production of ignorance—the active hiding of what would otherwise be knowable. They're the reason replication is essential, the reason independent verification matters, the reason transparency is a scientific virtue. Where secrets exist, knowledge is always provisional.

Secret Variables Example: "The pharmaceutical trial showed amazing results, but the secret variable—that patients with negative outcomes had been removed from the analysis—only emerged years later during litigation."

Secret Variables by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is some incredibly awkward fact that would publicly humiliate Victoria or irreparably harm her business were it revealed.

Victoria's secret is that no one over thirty fits into her stuff.

Victoria's Secret by bitchuck September 28, 2023

victoria's secret

poor man's porn.

Oh man that victoria's secret magazine is nice as hell!

victoria's secret by carly January 5, 2004

Victoria's Secret Compartment 

Hot stuff carrying better stuff.

Capable of holding items such as wallets, cellphones, cards, folded up notes, pouches, USB drives, iPads, laptops, bazookas, etc...

"Women have more hiding places than men."
— Meryl Silverburgh, Metal Gear Solid

That one time that one female friend of yours pickpocketed your car keys and as you were trying to get to them, she stuffs them right there.. in Victoria's Secret Compartment.

Victoria's Secret Compartment by SenorAmbiguous November 12, 2012