victoria's secret

poor man's porn.

Oh man that victoria's secret magazine is nice as hell!

by carly January 5, 2004

victoria's secret

1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. I don't know...she won't tell me...

1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.

2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...

by naknumm February 1, 2008

Victoria's Secretions

When you ooze girl-juices all over your pair of overpriced panties.

Samantha got dressed to the nines --fancy new lingerie and all--for her big date with a hot new stud, but after spending 10 minutes with him, she was so turned on that she completely soiled her $40 pair of panties with her Victoria's Secretions.

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

Victoria's Secret

A store where straight men often pretend to be gay so they can work there, folding panties. Only to find that later on, it prevents them from getting laid, and they never get to size women for bras.

lalala victoria's secret

by crayonzzzz November 28, 2009

Victoria's Secret

Something Victoria doesn't want to tell you.

No, I certaintly won't tell you. It's Victoria's Secret!

by Tromboja January 2, 2005

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.

Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.

by GAWII October 24, 2008

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.

"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."

by lacey May 7, 2005