A woman or man who is both a secretary and a slut. One who enjoys fornicating in or outside the office with fellow co-workers, especially the boss. Secresluts are very crafty and clever and extreme caution should be used around them.
That new intern Sandy is definitely a secreslut, I heard she has had sex with four men in this office and she has only been working here for two weeks.
Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.
"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."