secreal

The sexiest bitch on the planet. A girl so hot you’ll melt

We in school you already know the vibes, just that bussin’ bussin’. Sheeeeeeeesh. Secreal lookin’ fiiiiiiine

by JoPOmygo June 15, 2021

Secreslut

A woman or man who is both a secretary and a slut. One who enjoys fornicating in or outside the office with fellow co-workers, especially the boss. Secresluts are very crafty and clever and extreme caution should be used around them.

That new intern Sandy is definitely a secreslut, I heard she has had sex with four men in this office and she has only been working here for two weeks.

by DBallz November 3, 2012

Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.

Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."

by goSSIPguY69 September 2, 2012

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

Secretly Bad Ass

Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.

Naughty librarians, old people with guns, cute fuzzy animals with big teeth

"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."

by Psh wouldn't you like to know June 29, 2005

Secretly We Are Goy

That's what Wall St. masters used to hear when their wannabe slaves from all around the world say word 'SWAG' :)

John Smith: Hey man! I jus farted... so much SWAG!
Mr. Rothschild: Secretly We Are Goy? Props to you, Johnny! Good boy. Now empty your pockets...

by Eu Ma March 21, 2013

Sereals

A cross between the word seriously and the phrase for real.

Dad: Your mom died
Mark: SEREALS?!

by XClamationMark September 1, 2006