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when you get an erection while playing fortnite
bro I got a seboner while looking at zoey's fatass
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When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis
Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner
Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011
Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.
Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!
Soboner by Ganondox March 5, 2017

Sheboner 

the female equivalent of an erection, boner, wood, etc.... when a female becomes aroused. does not involve a penis, it is merely to suggest that if a female had a penis it would at that moment be erect
I saw Dave Matthews on tv and I got a sheboner.

He is so good looking, it gives me a sheboner.

Sheboner alert! Hottie at 6 oclock!
Sheboner by Megnollia February 3, 2010
He's such a steboner
Steboner by A person4765 September 23, 2016
When you pretend to teabag a girl and then shit in their mouth instead.
I just Sibonered you, BITCH.
wowwwwww
what a fag!
Siboner by Dick Fitsnuggly November 12, 2007
A person who slacks off, doesn't do their work and thus anger's band teachers. It is especially prominent in those who don't help clean up after band concerts, skip class, or are on their phones when they should be listening.
Those steboner's skipped class today.
Steboner by Marina476 September 27, 2018
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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