Soboner 

Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.

Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!

Soboner by Ganondox March 5, 2017

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

Saboner

When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis

Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner

Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012

Sooner 

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

Sooner by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019

Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads

Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer

Soonergamer by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017

Sooner Shitbreak 

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

Sooner Shitbreak by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003