Sheboner 

the female equivalent of an erection, boner, wood, etc.... when a female becomes aroused. does not involve a penis, it is merely to suggest that if a female had a penis it would at that moment be erect

I saw Dave Matthews on tv and I got a sheboner.

He is so good looking, it gives me a sheboner.

Sheboner alert! Hottie at 6 oclock!

Sheboner by Megnollia February 3, 2010

She-boner

It's the female equal of an erection.
It obviously is not literal but more like, in her mind.

He teased her, so she got a she-boner.

She-boner by Meaniepie May 21, 2009

shiboner 

A boner that is epic in magnitude. A chronic boner that can be embarrassing, especially if speaking in front of a large audience in sweat pants. It sometimes takes many hours or several buckets of ice water to recede.

That Indian girl at the frat party gave me a huge shiboner last night.

shiboner by Gunzilla April 1, 2009

seboner 

when you get an erection while playing fortnite

bro I got a seboner while looking at zoey's fatass

seboner by xXFaZe_B00ty_KillaXx May 6, 2020

Steboner

A person who slacks off

He's such a steboner

Steboner by A person4765 September 23, 2016

Steboner

A person who slacks off, doesn't do their work and thus anger's band teachers. It is especially prominent in those who don't help clean up after band concerts, skip class, or are on their phones when they should be listening.

Those steboner's skipped class today.

Steboner by Marina476 September 27, 2018

shelboner 

A very kind and child friendly women. She very much loves children and would do anything for children. She is the warmest hug friendly person you will ever meet. Watch out for her kind heart because you might fall in love. Plus she is so hot!

Hey do you know shelboner?
Oh yeah, the one who always volunteers at the children's hospital? That girl is like Mother Teresa

shelboner by anonymous December 1, 2021