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Cassandra Syndrome

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.
Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.
by Ganondox May 23, 2022
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Snoozer

Somebody who think being “woke” is a bad thing because they’d rather keep snoozing
A bunch of snoozers are outside complaining about Superman going woke.
by Ganondox August 2, 2025
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Soft Metal

Metal music that is softer than other Metal. It is NOT Hard Rock. While the difference between Hard Rock and Heavy Metal is often described as metal being heavier, louder, and more aggressive (together it's called harder), this is not always always the case. There are few other key differences between Hard Rock and Heavy Metal. One is that Heavy Metal tends to be more distorted, which does not necessarily imply a harsher sound. Another is that Hard Rock is based around Blues rhythms, while Heavy Metal is usually based around either a constant beat, a classical based rhythm, or a complex "mathy" rhythm. The most important feature here is that Heavy Metal is guitar driven, while Hard Rock is vocal driven.

Soft Metal would be Heavy Metal that is softer than most Hard Rock. Soft Metal is a very melodic form of music based around guitars that while distorted are not harsh sounding. In fact they might sound even less harsh than undistorted guitars. It's texture is similar to that of classical music, more so than ordinary Heavy Metal. It is NOT the same thing as a Power Ballad. For one, Power Ballads are almost always vocal, while Soft Metal is usually instrumental. Also, Soft Metal tends to be faster in tempo than Power Ballads. Finally, Power Ballads are usually based around a structure where they build up in tensity and only get metal at the climax. Soft Metal may build in intensity at parts in the song, but it's equally metal through the entire song.
Kaoss Walker makes pony themed Soft Metal.
by Ganondox July 25, 2013
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Soboner

Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.
Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!
by Ganondox March 5, 2017
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Wrong Handed

The opposite of right handed. Duh.
Bob is wrong handed, that's why he sucks at writing.
by Ganondox February 26, 2019
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Airplane Land

The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.
John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.
by Ganondox January 6, 2023
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Band of Theseus

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.
In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!
by Ganondox April 13, 2019
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