16 definitions by Ganondox

Badtern

A pattern that is bad. Includes both antipatterns and dark patterns.

This software is so full of badterns that it needs to be deleted immediately.

by Ganondox July 1, 2023

Band of Theseus

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.

In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!

by Ganondox April 14, 2019

Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

by Ganondox September 24, 2017

Unocore

A genre of music defined by being so boring that the only proper way to enjoy it is by playing Uno during their performances.

Rose FUNOral is my favorite Unocore band.

by Ganondox February 23, 2013

Traincore

A genre of music made to imitate the sound of a train going "chugga-chugga-CHOO-CHOO!" Because trains are pretty heavy machines, you know this is some pretty heavy music. The art of traincore has been passed done from metal band to metal band for roughly ten years, making it an ancient and prestigious tradition. Traincore is not for the weak of heart, and playing it requires mastering precise guitar techniques. Palm muting is done to imitate the sound of the train going "chugga-chugga" down the tracks, and the whistle of the whistle blowing and going "choo-choo" is imitated using pinch harmonics or slides. The last important trait of traincore is the breakdown where the song slows down. This represents the train grinding to a halt so it can refuel. During the late 2000s and early 2010s traincore was the most popular form of metal, but it has since fallen out of favor and now duckcore, which attempts to recreate the sound of the most majestic waterfowl quacking, is more popular.

Did you hear the latest album by Fire The Prostitute? It was so brutal, they're my favorite traincore band.

by Ganondox March 6, 2017

Airplane Land

The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.

John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.

by Ganondox January 7, 2023

Denazification

The process of conquering a neighboring country by claiming they are Nazis.

Russia has really been into the denazification of Ukraine recently.

by Ganondox April 7, 2022