Definitions by Ganondox

Semantic Gerrymandering

The process of defining words so you can make statistics say anything you want in an argument. It’s just like regular gerrymandering, except the districts you’re defining our words and what they meaning in context.

Through extensive semantic gerrymandering, Gary proved that cheerleading is the leading cause of death among high school football players.

Semantic Gerrymandering by Ganondox June 19, 2026

Buzzsawtism

A form of autism where one’s special interest is radial blades.

Hornet inherited her buzzsawtism from her father, the Pale King.

Buzzsawtism by Ganondox November 1, 2025

Snoozer 

Somebody who think being “woke” is a bad thing because they’d rather keep snoozing

A bunch of snoozers are outside complaining about Superman going woke.

Snoozer by Ganondox August 2, 2025

Ironthentic 

To be authentically ironic.

The Onion is the most ironthentic news source.

Ironthentic by Ganondox December 19, 2024

Badtern 

A pattern that is bad. Includes both antipatterns and dark patterns.

This software is so full of badterns that it needs to be deleted immediately.

Badtern by Ganondox July 1, 2023

Airplane Land 

The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.

John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.

Airplane Land by Ganondox January 6, 2023

Na’vier-Stokes Equation 

The equation James Cameron used to generate the graphics of Avatar: Way of Water. They simulate the motion of fluids on Pandora.

James Cameron successfully solved the Na’vier-Stokes Equation, with the money he can add one more eyelash to Avatar 4.

Na’vier-Stokes Equation by Ganondox December 29, 2022