A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.
You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.
A sunflower is special, it can survive a hot summer and a cold winter, it last year round, it endures the good and bad. In a relationship, you would want a partner like a sunflower that stay with you regardless of the troubles in live, because its love.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!