Sunflowering

An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.

Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!

Sunflowering by hubGX January 13, 2009

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The sensual art of gently splaying one's digits whilst manually penetrating the anus/vagina, usually precluded by an instance of the silent duck.

Jimmy: "Ouch! You cunt! That wasn't the silent duck!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple batty crease. Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".
Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"

sunflowering by Jimmy's Sister February 23, 2008

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Sunflowering

An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.

Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!

Sunflowering by hubGX January 13, 2009

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sunflowering

The act of puking whilst covering your mouth with your hand, thus spreading the puke in the shape of a sunflower.

Elliott drank too much hard liquor and wound up sunflowering everyone at the party.

sunflowering by Dr. Mysterio June 28, 2011

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Sunflowering

When you insert your hand into a vagina with your fingers shut and open them while going deeper and deeper

I was sunflowering her last night

Sunflowering by ThisIsZelda July 22, 2017

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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