Alexius's definitions

slippery

the only fun way to have sex

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Jamwich

A shortened term for the commonly consumed sandwich containing jam.

I ate a jamwich in the park on a sunny day during a picnic

by alexius July 10, 2005

carcass

a dead body; my girlfriend during sex

"Get this fucking carcass out of my trunk!"

by Alexius November 6, 2003

limber

sleek, flexible, or otherwise. . . .really good in bed

My girlfriend is so limber, it's great sex.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

sidestroke

The was I like to jack it.

I do the e stroke when I'm in bed and get horny.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

by Alexius November 6, 2003

spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you

Spread em!

by Alexius November 6, 2003