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Alexius's definitions

smooch

Gove me a smooch
by Alexius November 7, 2003
mugGet the smoochmug.

pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the pecker mongermug.

seduction

when my girlfriend tricks me into having sex with her, and then blames it on me that we have to much sex!
Seduction is something that women do very well.
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the seductionmug.

carcass

a dead body; my girlfriend during sex
"Get this fucking carcass out of my trunk!"
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the carcassmug.

jigglers

1. Tits
2. little shaped balls of jello (very yummy)
Daaaaamn! Look at them jigglers!
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the jigglersmug.

Jamwich

A shortened term for the commonly consumed sandwich containing jam.
I ate a jamwich in the park on a sunny day during a picnic
by alexius July 10, 2005
mugGet the Jamwichmug.

slippery

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the slipperymug.

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