Alexius's definitions

smooch

the act of kissing

Gove me a smooch

by Alexius November 7, 2003

pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit

John is a pecker monger

by Alexius November 6, 2003

seduction

when my girlfriend tricks me into having sex with her, and then blames it on me that we have to much sex!

Seduction is something that women do very well.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

carcass

a dead body; my girlfriend during sex

"Get this fucking carcass out of my trunk!"

by Alexius November 6, 2003

jigglers

1. Tits
2. little shaped balls of jello (very yummy)

Daaaaamn! Look at them jigglers!

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Jamwich

A shortened term for the commonly consumed sandwich containing jam.

I ate a jamwich in the park on a sunny day during a picnic

by alexius July 10, 2005

slippery

the only fun way to have sex

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had

by Alexius November 6, 2003