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slippery

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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Jamwich

A shortened term for the commonly consumed sandwich containing jam.
I ate a jamwich in the park on a sunny day during a picnic
by alexius July 10, 2005
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carcass

a dead body; my girlfriend during sex
"Get this fucking carcass out of my trunk!"
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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limber

sleek, flexible, or otherwise. . . .really good in bed
My girlfriend is so limber, it's great sex.
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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sidestroke

I do the e stroke when I'm in bed and get horny.
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy
Those were some damn good sunflower seeds
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you
Spread em!
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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