Everything in the world is "eatable" if you break it down small enough. Not to be confused with edible which generally implies it is fit to eat.

Many people have eaten things that are not edible i.e. bicycles, televisions, shopping trolleys, glass, wood, toys etc.
If I chop this bicycle into tiny pieces it will be eatable!

That food you made barely looks eatable, let alone edible.
by schlub May 27, 2008
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Eatable, meaning something which can be eaten. (Synonym for edible)
That day-old strawberry Pop Tart you found behind the fridge looks eatable.
by Deluded Informer April 14, 2003
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Something that doesn't make you throw up to think about eating it. Often confused with edible, becuase of the similarity. Just because something is edible, does not mean it is eatable, and vice versa.
While grass is not edible, it is eatable so some people. However, cafeteria food, while always edible, is often uneatable.
by kishalana September 28, 2004
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How easy somthing is to eat. Ignorant people refuse to acknowledge the difference between Eatable an Edible. While very many things are edible some of those things are not very eatable.
That black piece of toast doesn't look very eatable.

A piece of raw meat is not very eatable.
by dtiwari19 January 21, 2010
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This word can ONLY be used by Daniel Binselan. It is patented.
Humans are eatable, yum yum, eatable humans.

Is that eatable? - Daniel
by Eva Noire July 9, 2006
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THE ONLY scale in which that can measure the quality of eatableability of a food based on shape and firmness and color "it's a race thing".
This grape is more firm and has no blemishes therefore it has higher eatableability.
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Another way to say edibles.

example: "Don't take to many eatables you won't have a good time"
"Did you buy any eatables at the dispensary?"
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