scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

by Deano007 December 24, 2008

butt scumper

Girl who takes pictures of guys butt and scumps then on instagram

You are such a butt scumper

by Yes you hoe April 26, 2017

Scummery

Adjective:

1) deceitful, sleazy, slimy, underhanded behavior

Politicians don't practice politics, they practice scummery.

Lawyers make money off of scummery.

Wall Street takes scummery to new heights.

by charlestonchick September 6, 2014

butt scumper

April Sanchez

Butt scumper a person takes pictures of butts

by Yes you hoe April 26, 2017

iman shumpert

new york knick player who has the potential to be better than lebrown

iman shumpert

tore his acl like derrick rose being like a true pro

by KNicks fan fa life August 7, 2012

scumberto

A man or boy (typically a boy age 14-18) that Has severe anger and bipolar issues and often does cocaine and punch truck mirrors off and mud on a clapt out Honda While he drinks a white claw

Hey have you talked to robert ?

Oh you mean scumberto?

by Gappy meal January 24, 2020