7 definitions by charlestonchick
1) an erection lasting more than 4 hours that you should be seeking medical attention for but your girlfriend had barricaded the door and prevented you from leaving
2) the hardest erection you ever had in your life
2) the hardest erection you ever had in your life
boyfriend: I think I should call the doctor right now since my dick has been hard for 7 hours
girlfriend: There is no way in hell that I am letting you leave this bedroom with that viagrection, at least, for another couple of hours
girlfriend: There is no way in hell that I am letting you leave this bedroom with that viagrection, at least, for another couple of hours
by charlestonchick July 22, 2014
She felt urbancholy after submitting her 49th word to Urban Dictionary and receiving her 49th rejection.
by charlestonchick July 22, 2014
A man who nags.
In particular, any boyfriend who nags his girlfriend or any husband who nags his wife.
In particular, any boyfriend who nags his girlfriend or any husband who nags his wife.
I need to dump my new boyfriend. He is such a mag! I'm tired of hearing that I don't respond to his texts fast enough.
I am so tired of my husband's incessant magging. He is the King of Mags! He can wash his own clothes and cook his own dinner.
The guy I slept with last weekend is such a maghole. He keeps texting me and won't get lost.
I am so tired of my husband's incessant magging. He is the King of Mags! He can wash his own clothes and cook his own dinner.
The guy I slept with last weekend is such a maghole. He keeps texting me and won't get lost.
by charlestonchick January 8, 2015
A person who is extremly gifted but possesses a peculiar personality disorder that makes them be perceived as awkward and odd.
Dawn needs to stop dating men with Aspergers and bi-sexual tendencies, because as sweet as they are, she will never be happy with an oddigy.
by charlestonchick May 20, 2018
A person who is extremly gifted but possesses a peculiar personality disorder that makes them be perceived as awkward and odd.
Dawn needs to stop dating men with Aspergers and bi-sexual tendencies, because as sweet as they are, she will never be happy with an oddigy.
by charlestonchick May 20, 2018
Politicians don't practice politics, they practice scummery.
Lawyers make money off of scummery.
Wall Street takes scummery to new heights.
Lawyers make money off of scummery.
Wall Street takes scummery to new heights.
by charlestonchick September 7, 2014
The ability to text more than one person at a time. More importantly, not text the wrong message to the wrong person.
Cris isn't ambitexturous because she texted Jason that she would go out with him when she meant to text Jake. Oh SNAP!
by charlestonchick July 9, 2017