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Scumbagassery 

A term solely used to describe behavior or actions that induce your rage (and rightfully so) when you are in a setting where cursing would be entirely improper.
This is scumbagassery! He's pissing me off so much... if it weren't a children's party, i'd give him a piece of my mind...
Scumbagassery by shadow_phox June 7, 2009

Scumbagosaurus 

Origin: When a junkie (drug addict) buys heroin from an unscrupulous ice cream van, the height of the service window denotes that he adopts a dinosaur-like stance in order to achieve his drugs into his filthy hands.

This, in turn, allows the phrase Scumbagosaurus to be used to describe any given junkie, as they will likely have had to adopt this posture in the past, or in every single day of their existence.
"DAD! What the hell is that on top of that bin spitting blinding-glue at those pensioners whilst pathetically roaring?"

That, my son, is a Scumbagosaurus. He'll be dead in five years. Lunch?
Scumbagosaurus by Rydo December 20, 2010

The Scumbags 

A term used to describe a group of individuals (mainly used in Belfast, Ireland) who although of a good moral standing choose to drink alcohol of poor quality (such as the famous Belfast barrack-buster and Buckfast)and arrive to pubs and clubs already drunk at the early stages of a night out (sometimes its only mid-day)
'Here the scumbags are blocked already, its only four O'clock!'
The Scumbags by Conor Daffie November 10, 2006

scumbagishness

generally acting like a scumbag i.e. lying, cheating, neglecting to pay child support for years, getting your 8th DUI, etc.
We broke up due to his scumbagishness.

Scumbaging 

A person or people who without personal knowledge of themselves being ridiculous in subtle ways.
Oh you know, i saw some stupid guy SCUMBAGING the other day at a party.
Scumbaging by Not_a_Scumbager April 20, 2010

Scumbagin' it 

When a person wakes up, without showering, puts on sweatpants and a sweatshirt and continues on throughout the day. Usually done after a late night out.
person 1: "Man, you look like shit"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm still hungover so I'm scumbagin' it"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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