scrub the shrubs

The act of scrubbing your pubic hair (may also include gooch and/or asshole hair) and area around your genitals more vigorously in the shower than you otherwise would, in anticipation for intercourse. This is done in a meticulous manner in order to rid the area of unpleasant odors or residue (ball sweat, asshole lint, swamp ass, gooch grime, anomalies in pubes etc.)

"Jenny's coming over later, I better scrub the shrubs extra hard today"

by balck caped boss December 2, 2011

Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

The Shrub

little Bush, aka George W Bush

by jeff May 8, 2003

taming of the shrub

A sexual act in which neither partner may wash their pubic hair (the shrub), for at least one month. then the involved parties must lick their respective partners "shrub". in the final act of taming the shrub each partner must pluck out his or her lovers unwashed pubic hair with a pair of tweezers that they use regularly. extremely pleasureful if done right.

after they taming of the shrub together , they had no problem getting knocked up even thought the woman was 80.

by shrub boy October 1, 2010

The Shrub

The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.

Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb

by Fatass February 25, 2003

The Shrub

A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.

The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!

by AngryAmishMafia May 18, 2004

the shrub

denoting a woman's unkempt, bushy public hair. ant. the patch or the line.

I like girls who take care of themselves down there; the shrub will never do for me.

by Teddu August 6, 2003