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scrub the shrubs 

The act of scrubbing your pubic hair (may also include gooch and/or asshole hair) and area around your genitals more vigorously in the shower than you otherwise would, in anticipation for intercourse. This is done in a meticulous manner in order to rid the area of unpleasant odors or residue (ball sweat, asshole lint, swamp ass, gooch grime, anomalies in pubes etc.)
"Jenny's coming over later, I better scrub the shrubs extra hard today"
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Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.
I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.
Prune the Shrub by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

taming of the shrub 

A sexual act in which neither partner may wash their pubic hair (the shrub), for at least one month. then the involved parties must lick their respective partners "shrub". in the final act of taming the shrub each partner must pluck out his or her lovers unwashed pubic hair with a pair of tweezers that they use regularly. extremely pleasureful if done right.
after they taming of the shrub together , they had no problem getting knocked up even thought the woman was 80.
taming of the shrub by shrub boy October 1, 2010
The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
The Shrub by Fatass February 25, 2003
A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.
The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!
The Shrub by AngryAmishMafia May 18, 2004
denoting a woman's unkempt, bushy public hair. ant. the patch or the line.
I like girls who take care of themselves down there; the shrub will never do for me.
the shrub by Teddu August 6, 2003