Fatass's definitions

jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.

Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.

by Fatass August 25, 2006

Jizzface

A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face

by Fatass July 20, 2003

coo

a stupid way of saying "cool," often said by those who, ironically, want to be "coo". . .DAMMIT!!. . .

"What do you think about that new song?"
"It's coo. . .er. . .groovy. . .um. . .sweet!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

by Fatass February 13, 2003

The Shrub

The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.

Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb

by Fatass February 25, 2003

magaritaville

1.a place to waste away
2.a place to forget your trouble
3.a place with many margaritas

. . .Lookin for my lost shaker and salt. . .

by Fatass February 21, 2003

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 13, 2003