Fatass's definitions

jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.

Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.

by Fatass August 25, 2006

coo

a stupid way of saying "cool," often said by those who, ironically, want to be "coo". . .DAMMIT!!. . .

"What do you think about that new song?"
"It's coo. . .er. . .groovy. . .um. . .sweet!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Jizzface

A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face

by Fatass July 20, 2003

21

The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

misunderestimated

A Shrubism (word created by our current moron...er...president) meaning "underestimated" and "misunderstood" at the same time.

"They misunderestimated me"- George W. Bush Jr. (Shrub)

by Fatass February 18, 2003

techno

a type of synthesized music often used for dancing.

Well, its not really my style, but one time I heard this techno song once and it was like...
do do do do do do do
And then it was like. . .
dollllli do dollllli do. . .

by Fatass February 13, 2003

rap

1.A weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background
2.Absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.

"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit."

by Fatass February 13, 2003