52 definitions by Fatass

ESD

Something that will never happen

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD

by Fatass June 5, 2004

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 14, 2003

censorship

a means of sheltering minors from the world or any matierial that may not be politically correct.

"Yeah, that game's okay because you slaughter millions of innocent people in various bloody ways, but oh! GOD! don't look at that one, it has boobs in it."-Sony Computer Entertainment of America

by Fatass February 14, 2003

coo

a stupid way of saying "cool," often said by those who, ironically, want to be "coo". . .DAMMIT!!. . .

"What do you think about that new song?"
"It's coo. . .er. . .groovy. . .um. . .sweet!"

by Fatass February 14, 2003

counterstrike

The most played first person shooter that now has been upgraded with the source engin.

counterstrike is better than all other fag games that tommy plays, screw you hackers except drake.

by Fatass February 16, 2005

fad

a thing that becomes very popular in a short amount of time, and then is forgotten at about the same speed.

Furbies, Pokemon, A and F.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

FATASS

1. an ass that is fat
2. One who is fat in general
3. An insult shouted among annorexic girls when one of them breaks the 80 pound mark.

"Cartman, you fatass"
"EWWW!! You are, like, over, like, 81 pounds, you fatass!"

by Fatass July 21, 2003