Fatass's definitions

jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.

Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.

by Fatass August 25, 2006

coo

a stupid way of saying "cool," often said by those who, ironically, want to be "coo". . .DAMMIT!!. . .

"What do you think about that new song?"
"It's coo. . .er. . .groovy. . .um. . .sweet!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Jizzface

A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face

by Fatass July 20, 2003

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

It was a good day

A term used when something very good happens to someone, and there was nothing really bad to counteract the good.

"It was a good day. . .I Britney Spears agreed to be my sex slave."

by Fatass February 18, 2003

magaritaville

1.a place to waste away
2.a place to forget your trouble
3.a place with many margaritas

. . .Lookin for my lost shaker and salt. . .

by Fatass February 21, 2003

lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

by Fatass February 13, 2003