The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak