May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
by Fatass February 25, 2003
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A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.
The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!
by AngryAmishMafia May 18, 2004
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denoting a woman's unkempt, bushy public hair. ant. the patch or the line.
I like girls who take care of themselves down there; the shrub will never do for me.
by Teddu August 06, 2003
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A floating bush, has great powers. A DemiGod to those who choose it, and a powerful enemy to those with no faith.
Look! There hovers The Shrub, 10-12 feet in the air!
by DarkCow February 23, 2003
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An omnipotent power in which controls all life in the Bria galaxy.
In the beginning the Shrub created the heavens and the earth.
by FAWN February 23, 2003
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